Like a Mofo

Like a Mofo

Joules J writing to Sahar G-B

you ARE old and lame-how can you think jokes about smegma are gross? would you prefer "my mother in law is so two-faced , when she cries her back gets wet"?

i miss you like a mofo. ughrghghghhhh. lets get matching tattoos. of like..... whats our favourite thing. wine? wine smoothie? bruce? safety firth? no! christopher plummer. anyway. ive been reading this tattoo website and all these bestfriends get matching tattoos and im all like aawwwwwwwww :) so lets do it when i come. it can be like right next to our anuses or something if you dont want anyone to see it. 

Also.... Our flat is so rad. Ugh. And its started raining which I fear is like god breaking the seal. Like summer was the drunken happy high and now hes started peeing and will never ever stop, onlyy for a moment to turn around and vomit snow. Then shit will be chill and peaceful as he passes out. Man that is the best metaphor ive ever coome up with. 

Had a dream about you all last night. i dream about you every night. Every time I do im saying goodbye to y'all its wearying. Maybe in like 2-3 weeks we'll have internet. and we can skype endlessly

please don't forget about me-i know its easy since I live not in the same country as you and am probably really needy. i should start slipping great facts about myself into updates. i was the one who discovered dna.

so if you remember me by my updates only you will remember a magnificent person

by the way i have an iq of 164 and my penis is between 9 and 10 inches at last measure

Look for Isaac

Look for Isaac

i noticed yesterday or realized that you didnt bite your nails the whole time i saw you.
just an observation that struck me. not the the most important thing to acknowledge but something none the less.
hope you are enjoying the cruise. look for isaac washington when cruising the boat.
maybe you dont remember him. heres a foto.
used for comic relief in many recent ads and tv shows.
heres a picture.
bye nerd.


ps. today i cant stop thinking of you

3 Kinds

3 Kinds

i have 3 kinds of friends,
and fucking insane..
you are easy

Turning Thirteen

Turning Thirteen 

Dear Lucas,

Pa and I are having a hard time believing that you, are first grandchild, are turning thirteen. Your birth was one of the most thrilling moments of our lives and you have given us pleasure from day one.

It has been wonderful watching you grow up and evolve into this cool, handsome, interesting and interested guy, someone who is always thoughtful and sweet to others. You are the ultimate athlete, a curious and successful student and a supportive older brother who is also a first class tease. Best of all, you are an affectionate and loving person. 

And did I say that you are VERY funny??

And let me reiterate…

Lucas, your Bar Mitzvah marks a special moment in your life - it’s a turning point and we wish you good luck as you go forward. We have confidence that you will continue to develop all your wonderful talents and still find new areas of curiosity to explore. The vistas are endless. Go for it!

Good luck on Saturday. We love you and take great pride in the person you are.

We can’t wait to celebrate with you.

Love Always,
Nana and Pa


I don't have large claws

I don't have large claws

-----Original Message-----
From: MY <XXX>
Sent: Mon, Jan 16, 2006 6:55 am
Subject: Re: adoration


Dear karuna bai,I'm very much touched by your sharing...I feel that you are one of my very special friends. I very much treasure this firendship and woild like it to grow. I enjoy your companyand your wonderful energy and spirit that you bring into any situation. I also see that you are a kindred spirit with many special talents, especially your ability to love and share love - one of the mostimportant for the World. I pray that your move to Spirit Fire is easy and joyful, and that it will be the beginning of a new stage in unraveling your life's purpose.Hope to see you after i come back in March!Light of friendship,

-----Original Message-----

>From: XXX
>Sent: Jan 10, 2006 7:44 PM
>To: XXX
>Subject: adoration

>are you checking your email? i would bet that you are. how was your trip? seems like you should be growing accustomed to that particular journey?

>yesterday, i was confiding in a friend about my 'crush' on you. my friend says, XXX could have any woman that he wants. he has that charm. why do you think that he has feelings for you?'

>well, i'd like to know what your feelings are. 
>i don't have large claws that dig into the flesh of men that i'm interested in. i've found that the exchange of love is an extremely important part of my life. this exchange doesn't have to have old fashioned boundaries or well defined borders. i live to love. to be the recipient of my adoration (i believe) can be 

>for example...C and i have a wonderfully loving relationship. we share confidences and intimacies that are special. he is 'in love' with anna and i don't think that either of us feels a conflict about that. we don't kiss or make love but snuggle up, cry together and genuinely love one another up to the point of physical intimacy. 

>with you...i feel differently. perhaps it's because i don't know of any 'attachment' that you have with a partner so i look at you as a potential lover. you've given me no indication that you're interested in me in a physical way. that's okay. i would like to know, however, in what way you ARE interested (if at all.)

>whatever your response, it won't change my love for you. we are friends. 


>i am not a game playin kinda person. open and honest communication makes sense to me. it's in the spirit of truth and honesty that i'm writing to you.  i want you to know that i think about you in a completely amorous way....your response will help me keep my feelings based in reality and not in some unfounded expectation.
>i would love to know what your life in russia is like?
>i'm packing my things now and getting prepared to move next week. i'm used to being on the move. i like a life that keeps me fresh and growing. staying comfortable has, thus far, not been condusive to my spiritual growth. i find that i'm less fearful than ever about big change. my faith has grown.
>dear Friend, i hope that i'm overwhelming you. i hope that you will write back to me with an open heart. i don't expect anything more or less. you are a lovely man and i wish you goodness around every turn.


>in peace,
>karuna bai